marge and madge
were once great friends
who facebook reconnected
time had pulled them far apart
they wanted to correct it
they set off on a voyage
the purpose was renewal
but then they hit rough weather
and it ended in a duel
who would get the upper bunk
who would get the lower
who would leave all kinds of junk
who used who’s hair blower
who was always late for tea
who forgot their patience
who would who go sailing with
on subsequent vacations
margie took to instagram
madge went wild on twitter
each escalated socially
madge claiming margie bit her…
so in a way it’s sad to say
they both did some renewing:
hostilities that had been calmed
have been the pair’s undoing
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