not so hot at standing in line

the firefly
went to the bank
to check, I guess,
her balance
hers may be
much better than mine
but she’s not so hot at
standing in line
in spite of
her other talents

2 masked robbers stormed the joint
flashing their automatics
and the firefly
to prove a point
in a manner most undemocratic
turned on the charm
until both were disarmed
which another time might seem immoral
but the 2 were so stunned
that they put down their guns
and withdrew without any withdrawal
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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture courtesy gifs.net
created for the Daily prompt – automatic
inspired by a real firefly in a real bank

some of us are chickens

i’m not gonna
think  about
impending devastation
the way the
planet’s headedostrich
only leads
to aggravation
i’m not gonna
focus on
eventual demise
when i think about
these things
i’m paralyzed
not everyone’s
a fighter
not every soul
is spunky
some of us
are chickens
some of us
are monkeys
some of us
are younger
some have served
our terms
someone’s got to
check in on the worms

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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture courtesy bing.com/images
created for the Daily prompt – devastation

eager to succumb

companion piece to web slinger

the sultry, savvy spider sets
her own successful traps
sticky, strong, she strings along
some unsuspecting saps

so it was with her and him,
she the spider, on a whim,
released the pest he had become,
though he was eager to succumb

 

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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by jordan holiday, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – successful

no sneakers

the marathon began at 1
a thousand avid ants
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i’ve tried but yet i can’t
locate the place the race began
to staunch the flow or stop it
it seems to end where my veal cutlet
landed when i dropped it
the runners wear no sneakers
no numbers on their backsfire-ants-1790262_960_720
their uniform is, to an ant,
entirely jet black
they don’t get winded
don’t slow down
they’re made of tougher stuff
i cheer them on with insect spray
i hope i have enough
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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by skeeze, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the  Daily prompt – marathon
participating in the Daily prompt – avid

how’d it get my netflix passcode?

the spring’s first crocus
hides its light
unseen
beneath the snow
bides its time
most patiently
until it’s time
to grow
don’t waste
a moment’s pity on
this independent plant
it’s binge watching
some tv shows
its momma
said it can’t

 

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© 2015 & 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by  cocoparisienne, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – unseen

weighing in

rootbeer-1560577_960_720the weevil has
a root beer float
his twin sister
has salad
as weevils go,
those in the know
know either choice
is valid
their tastes aresalad-575436_960_720
unaccountable
no problem
insurmountable
but if this was
their habit
from the time they
were new beetles
she must be the
lesser of two weevils
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© 2016 kStan(ly) Lanning
pictures courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – float

a splendid sky in summer

sunrise pulls me
from a deep
and very pleasing slumber,
dreaming of a sunny day,
a splendid sky
in summer…
passing by the window
i see winter’s been employed
covering the hemisphere
i recently enjoyed,
working til the wee hours
blinding eyes
with ceaseless white,
winter’s had a rather busy night…
snow that bends the willow,
masquerades the field
i’m tempted by my pillow

and i yield
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© 2016 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by clkr-free-vector-images, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – tempted

kitty blogger

kitty blogger
to her credit
takes the time
it takes to edit
dotting i’s
crossing t’s
parsing words
grammatically
busy lady
multi-tasker
she will tell you
if you ask her
she’s the ever-
ready bunny
it ain’t easy
it ain’t funny
kitty blogger
seeks perfection
raising kittens
working late
single momma,
and oxford comma,
(finds it hard
to concentrate)
getting tired now
getting cranky
got no time for
hanky panky
reading headlines
meeting deadlines
this should come as
no surprise
now she’s dotting t’s
and crossing eyes
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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture courtesy bing.com/images
daily prompt – crossing

waiting for the Christmas snow…

on Christmas eve, as in the past,
4 sisters with eyes of glass
watched through windows laced with frost,
excited giggles, fingers crossed
they held their breath, their hopes sincere
maybe there’ll be snow this year

the next year brought a Christmas trip
the youngest sister bit her lip
and didn’t think they ought to go,
as this year they had promised snow
but they returned when New Year’s Day
had melted all the snow away.

the next years brought the wedding veil,
the oldest sister set to sail,
the 2nd sister moved away,
the 3rd sister refused to stay.
and so the youngest, all alone,
a little sad, a little grown,
watched the sun in summer’s glow
and then on Christmas, watched the snow.
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© 1978 & 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by jill111, courtesy pixabay.com
recreated for the Daily prompt – year

squeaky squeaky

mice have come and pillaged
things we bought in cardboard boxes
things that came in plastic bags
they left us gifts that are obnoxious
mice are cute, but what a drag
jody closed the bathroom door
and stepped into the shower
then squeaky squeaky freaked her out
and she cowered for over an hour
her terrified screams
shook the house beams
and we’re sure the whole
neighborhood heard her
please jody be calm
said her big brother tom
mice are too timid for murder
when tom burst into the bathroom
to end the entire affair
the little mouse had vanished
through a hole that wasn’t there

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© 2016 kStan(ly) Lanning
gif courtesy animatedimages.org
Daily prompt – pillage