dapper dan

daniel lives a patterned life
pin stripes and polka dots
oxfords with a matching belt
a fancy windsor knot
a pocket square
a walking cane
topped off with a fedora
a band of leather
a peacock feather
completes his classy aura

somebody should tell him that

he’s looking sharp today
but, dazzled by dan’s dappery,
they’ve fainted dead away

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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture courtesy bing.com/images
created for the Daily prompt – pattern

rhonda did a rhumba

rhonda did a rhumba
it was rhythmic
it was raw
impressive for a rhino
who had not rhumba-ed before
she crushed the rhododendrons
she destroyed the rhubarb too
but rhonda’s rheumatism
was relieved, so that was new
rhonda in her rhinestones
is reflected in the lake
her rump’s creating ripples
making her pal rhea quake
rhonda’s been rhapsodic
and her rhetoric’s turned nasty
she’s been feeling randy
since she had her rhinoplasty
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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by ben kerckx, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – rhythmic

lush lush

 

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the lush lass
slept it off
in the lush grass
woke up with
a banging head
could be worse
she could be dead
next night
she fell down
even quicker
some girls
just can’t
hold their liquor
if this lush grass
gets any lusher
this lush lass
will need an usher
to find
her way
back home

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©  2017 kStan(ly) Lanning

picture by tobiasd, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt lush

not nice

a creature
shouldn’t
criticize
another
creature’s
critter’s
size
it’s just
not
nice
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©  2017 kStan(ly) Lanning

picture by barnimages, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt criticize

consortium emporium

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the geese flocked to the zoo to see
a gaggle of themselves
with other little statuettes
on other little shelves
the souvenir shop had stocked up
on groups of every critter
from bloats of hungry hippos
to a lounge of leaping lizards
some foxes skulked into the shop
they bought a pack of rats
followed by a baboon troop
who sought a cloud of bats
alligators congregated curiously too
sure they’d heard of caribou
they came to catch a few

 

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©  2017 kStan(ly) Lanning

picture courtesy pexels.com
created for the Daily prompt – heard

eager to succumb

companion piece to web slinger

the sultry, savvy spider sets
her own successful traps
sticky, strong, she strings along
some unsuspecting saps

so it was with her and him,
she the spider, on a whim,
released the pest he had become,
though he was eager to succumb

 

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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by jordan holiday, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – successful

the wholly holey unholy pair

overworked
and underpaid
underpants
are clinging
underneath
the undercroft
under where
they’re singing
Father Herman’s
sleight of hand
removes the holey pair
he heads up for
his sermon
and he leaves them
laying there
it’s a roaring
overwrought
discourse
that brings them
to their knees
and while they’re
genuflecting there
he’s thankful
for the breeze

Pastor Holding Bible

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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture courtesy bing.com/images
created for the Daily prompt – overworked

just beyond my view

i’ve never witnessed
infinite
i fidgeted
got bored
i followed other interests
the idea was ignored
i may have inadvertently
stumbled toward it
as a youth
but found it inaccessible
and just beyond my view
increasingly
though lately
i’m involved
in introspection
my thoughts have headed
back in that direction
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© 2017 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by pcdazero courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – infinite

fantastically bombastic

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german is my
favorite language
so enthusiastic
staccato sounds
that bounce around
fantastically bombastic
ich habe hunger
ich habe durst
it’s almost like
there’ll be a star
for the one who
feeds me first
imperative, imperial
impressive german is
guttural, unutterably
expressive german is
ganzen morgen
ganzen abend
authoritative, sonorous
and when it’s
set to music
it’s mellifluous,
harmonious
oh tannenbaum
auch luftballoon
willst du mit mir gehen
na ja nicht mich
ich liebst du nicht
also, auf wiedersehen

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© 2014 & 2016 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by the3cats, courtesy pixabay.com
Daily prompt -enthusiasm
the translations:
ich habe hunger – i am hungry
ich habe durst – i am thirsty
ganzen morgen, ganzen abend – all morning, all evening
oh tannenbaum – oh christmas tree
auch luftballoon –  the balloon too
willst du mit mir gehen – will you go out with me
na ja nicht mich – yeah, no, not me
ich liebst du nicht – i don’t love you
ach, also, auf wiedersehen – oh well, see you later

 

a beast in his abode

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.
ali baba can’t abide
a beast in his abode
he can’t abide
the way they think
the way they speak
in code
.
his wife and kids,
conversely,
have a weakness
for their critters
collecting them
like postage stamps
collecting some
in litters
.
ali baba
went abroad
in abject
abdication
he bought a boat
on which he’ll float
absent of obligations
the sea will be his alibi
soon he’ll realize
some beasts fly

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© 2016 kStan(ly) Lanning
picture by unsplash, courtesy pixabay.com
created for the Daily prompt – abide